villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

methhomework:

relationship goals

incredibru:

fishingboatproceeds:

The richest and most metaphorically resonant vine I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying something!

I ride this train everyday. That’s me some days, but now I’ve mastered standing without having to reach for that.

incredibru:

fishingboatproceeds:

The richest and most metaphorically resonant vine I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying something!

I ride this train everyday. That’s me some days, but now I’ve mastered standing without having to reach for that.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

(Source: garbashians)

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

gayalienbabe:

Cleo woke up with her tail between her paws and adorably disgruntled

(Source: jaidefinichon)

elefseus:

i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day

me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

brngrmln:

there he is

(Source: braingremlin)